October 28, 2009

In Memorium and Naked Chefs

Back in….2005? 2006? I bought my first MP3 player on a whim while out one of my and and my DZ chapter sister Jenny’s shopping sprees on Southridge.  Jenny had an iPod and loved it, and I thought I’d like one too.  At a weak moment in Target, I came home with Derek.  Derek was the name of a small, business card-size mp3 player, made by Memorex.  It was I think a 2 gig, and only carried about 200 songs on it.  I would have gotten an iPod at the time, but it was $50 more than Derek, and I wasn’t–and still not–fond of iTunes. 

Derek lasted me through Tech, DC trips, Cincinatti trips, various Amtrak trips home, and was a constant friend while riding the KRT while in East Bank.  Sadly, Derek died soon after I moved home in August.  I’ve been pretty distraught without him to block out all the slightly strange people who like to mutter under their breaths at me while riding the TTA. 

I’m very impressed with Derek.  He was originally $100 (you can now get a similar model for like $30ish), and lasted me 3-4 years.  I’ve been eyeing several players (including an iPod, despite my iTunes hate) for about two months, but as a late birthday present from my parents, I got Satine.

Satine is a 4 gig (4gig? what’s the grammar on that?) Sony Walkman.  She’s red and very shiny.  She’s currently holding around 500 songs with a gig left to go, so I’m happy.  It supposedly plays video, but seriously, her screen is so damn tiny I’d permananetly damage my eyesight trying to watch something.  My biggest beef with mp3 players is that they all come with earsbuds, none of which fit my ears and are rather painful.  I had to shell out a criminal $20 at Wal-Mart to replace them.

Next item on the agenda: Jamie Oliver, Naked Chef.  While I do enjoy food and nudity (just not together…), I really don’t want him in Huntington.  If you haven’t heard, Huntington about a year ago was proclaimed the “fattest city in America.”  It no longer has that title, but Mr. Nakey Nakey apparently doesn’t care about that anymore.  He has since opened a kitchen on 4th Ave., right across from Pullman Square, and has been filming and holding cooking classes.  I really do appreciate his concern for the well-being of Huntington, but I don’t think he really understands the socioeconomics behind the obesity in Appalachia.  Mostly, when people buy a majority of their of foodstamps, they’re going to buy what they can in larger quanities and that’s going to last the month, not buy a handful of items that are going to go bad in about a week.  Since his studio is located near Pullman, where I like to hang out, if I see cameras pointed in my general direction I flip them off.

 

October 28, 2009

I might as well be productive…

This morning around 7:30ish, I got a phone call from work.  “They probably want me to come in early, ain’t happening, I’ll call them back later, ZZZZZZ…” and promptly rolled over and back to sleep.  Then, around 9 AM when I actually woke up and checked my voicemail, and my jaw drop.

“Hi Kate, this is [name withheld] from Lowe’s.  Ummm…I was just calling to let you know we are cutting back hours, and we’re asking you to take Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday off.  If you work Saturday, I’ll see you then.  Bye.”

Wow…just, wow.  So, there pretty much goes my paycheck. 

To be honest, I was going to have to work seven days in a row, which I’m not fond of at all, but have done in the past.  As I look at it, I can get hours or not.  I do have quite a bit to do around the house, so I guess this is my excuse to get it done.

I’m still hardly unpacked from when I moved back home.  My dad got my shelves up over the weekend, I’ll probably spend today sorting and putting up books (nerd alert: I use the Dewy Decimal System to sort my books).  Maybe do some other organizational stuff.  Who knows.  I have a bookshelf I have to out somewhere.  I was thinking of turning it into a shoe rack…

October 21, 2009

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October 20, 2009

No, you’re really not fucking welcome to the neighborhood.

In a two-post-double-whammy, I’d like to not welcome my new neighbors to my neighborhood.  I am a nice person, but when you start to damage my property (ok, well, my parent’s property), we’re going to have issues. 

See my previous post about the tree.  However, there’s going to be bigger problems than the tree.

The new neighbors (I’ll call ‘em the Fucker family) are building on what used to be a flood plain.  My street has a slight decline, which is conveinently in front of my house, so when it rains or whatever, the water flows down the street towards the river.  On the eastern side of my property is where the bottom of the decline meets a flat part, hence the flood plain.  The Fuckers have since filled in the entire flood plain that was on this field.  Guess where that water is going to go?  That’s right, MY HOUSE.  I AM NOT HAPPY.  My parents and I are are discussing to approach them now about it, or wait until they’re done building and then approach them. 

Yes, my family can be assholes when we want to be, which isn’t very often. 

Sigh.  I don’t know what to do.  We gave our contact information to the guys building the house and asked them to pass it along as we “needed to discuss some issues,” but there hasn’t been any call back.  Oh well.

October 20, 2009

“This tree is under surveillance. Touch it and we’ll sue your ass.”

(Note: I actually wrote this 3 weeks ago, just never posted it for some reason.)

A few weeks ago, I noticed with dismay that the lot that has been empty for the 20+ years I’ve lived on this street was being built on.  My family isn’t that happy about it, either.  However, we can’t say anything as it’s not our property.  But whatever.

In a “welcome to the neighborhood” gesture, we may have delayed some of their construction.  It all centers over our maple tree:

I took this with my camera on a foggy morning...not the best picture
I took this with my camera on a foggy morning…not the best picture

 You can kinda sorta make out the power lines.  This saga deals with those lines and an electric pole.  

About two weeks ago while getting the mail I was approached by a man working for AEP.  He asked me if it would be alright if they could trim our tree, as they needed to get to the lines to set up an electric pole for the soon-to-be neighbors.  I told him it was my parent’s house and I couldn’t authorize anything.  He gave me his card, which I gave my dad.  I didn’t think too much of it, since the tree usually gets trimmed every so often by AEP.  However, he told them he wasn’t going to let them cut the tree this time.  Apparently sometime while I was in college, they had not only trimmed the tree, but cut it back by 20 feet.  The kicker was that it was a poorly-executed job.  So this time around my dad put his foot down. 

The phone tag game lasted around two weeks.  My dad tried to call the AEP only to get his voicemail, and the AEP guy couldn’t get it that he needed to call my dad, despite giving him my dad’s work number. 

Early one morning this past week, my sister Amy answered a knock on the door.  It was the guys from tree cutting place, asking her to move her car so they could cut the tree.  She called Dad at work, and he told us not to let them cut it.  So we told them what he said, wouldn’t let them go near the tree.  The foreman called his boss, talked to him for about 15 minutes, then the trucks left.

Monday, my dad had a meeting with one of the AEP guys.  They looked at the tree, made some notes and drawings, and came to an agreement.  The next day, a workcrew came by and trimmed part of the tree.  There was a nice, huge, hole in our previously lovely maple tree.  This was October 5.  My dad said it was fine, because the wires they cut around are high voltage and needed to be cut with special equipment that the regular tree-trimming people didn’t have.   I understand…but three weeks later, we still have a big hole in our tree. 

There's a hole in my tree!

There's a hole in my tree!

My dad says he’s going to call AEP about it.

October 12, 2009

WVU Tech Homecoming 2009

In a move pretty similar to last year, I attended the homecoming parties at Tech Friday night.

The night was supposed to start off with a Delta Zeta reunion, which ended up being a reunion between me and my former East Bank roommates, with another sister making a 30 second stop in.  Since this was kind of a bummer, we ended up drinking early, and well, you can guess where the night went from there.

Visited the usual places, saw the usual friends and fellow alumni…it was a good time. 

I ended up on a couch somewhere, and somewhere around 6 AM decided it would be a GREAT time for some Shoney’s (yes,I was still drunk).  In a moment that will win me the Genius Award for the day, I wonder down to the KRT stop with a Dew and Pringles can in tow.  I sit out in under 50 degree weather, raining, wearing a tank top.  I step on the bus and the driver takes one look me and booms, “What on EARTH are you doing dressed like that in this weather!?”  I give some excuse, and find a seat.  I don’t really remember the conversation, but I somehow ended up talking with the driver about wanting to go to Shoney’s.  She convinced me to head back to my friend’s (I was supposed to crash at her place in Marmet, but she left the parties super early, like at 11 and I sure as hell wasn’t turning in that early).  After hitting the transit mall, I caught the 2 (route number for Kanawha City-Cabin Creek/East Bank), to my friends apartment and crashed for maybe 2 hours.

I got to my friend’s apartment around 9.  My parents picked me up around 11ish.  We had a quick lunch in Quincy (Shoney’s was still serving breakfast, so I did get my wish after all) and went to the game.  We lost, 17-7.  I went home and slept. 

The end.  I love homecoming.

September 30, 2009

So Huntington clubs only want business from Marshall students

While enjoying a walk through downtown Huntington this past week, I not only witnessed two accidents that stopped traffic, but also all the utterly amusing club rules that are posted on all the exteriors of said clubs. 

Usually, most were you couldn’t wear certain types of clothes, sunglasses, known gang colors, or you couldn’t behave in such a way.  I don’t recall seeing those at the Charleston bars, but since Huntington has a much larger bar/club scene that deals with a usually younger crowd, I get it.  The one that really boggles my mind is that most of these clubs said in writing, that you MUST have a Marshall student ID, and a government-issued ID.  In fact, I can’t think of a single one that didn’t say that. 

So now I’m confused.  Do I really have to trek back to Charleston (God, I want to move back SO BADLY) to hit up Sound Factory and the Capitol St. #8, because Babylon and the Thirsty Whale don’t want my business because I’m not a Marshall student?  I just don’t get it.

September 28, 2009

My Sartorial List (or, places I like to shop and receive services)

I’m not sure if anyone else has really noticed, but it seems to me that selection in stores is getting crappy.  For instance, Wal-Mart had the biggest selection of shampoos and the like.  Now, they have one of the smallest, and to be honest, I think Kroger’s has a bigger selection.  Since the selection both there and even at my secret (ok, not so secret) lover Target suck, I’ve been trying to find other places for selection…and for shampoo other than Pantene and Herbal Essences.  Here’s a list of a bunch of places I’ve fallen in love with:

Make Up:
Fancy Stuff: Sephora.  Yes, a single eyeshadow costs $16 (see: Stila), but I love, love the massive selection and the quality of the products.  Yes, I did pay $25 for face wash from Philosophy, but it’s improved my skin and brightened the tone that Neutrogena nor Olay was able to accomplish.  If anyone else hasn’t noticed, Olay’s price points have been moving up, and I actually do think they have a face wash that is $25. 
Cheap Stuff: Drug Emporium.  They have stores at the Huntington Mall and Kanawha City, but I’m not too sure of where else.  Their selection is simple huge.  I could spend DAYS looking at everything they have to offer.  They have the single largest shampoo selection I’ve ever seen, and hard to find products and brands.  They also carry tons of WVU and Marshall stuff, gift items, and a bunch of health and natural healing supplies. 
Runner Ups: Macy’s

Clothes
Expensive Stuff:  Macy’s.  Excellent design and designers.  Michael Kors, INC (love their stuff), Tommy Hilfiger, etc.  Cons: Even the clearance is fairly expensive. 
Mid-Range: JC Penney’s.  Fair and decent clearances if you’re willing to wait.  Case in point: a sweater that I fell in love with in October for $78, got it in Feb? March? for $12. 
Cheap: Old Navy.  Today, for under $25, I walked out with two pairs of yoga pants, three basic tank tops, a dressy one shouldered shirt, and light jacket. 

Hair:
Products:
Cheap:  I really don’t do much with my hair.  I wash it, and throw it up in a ponytail.  Supposedly ponytails do major breakage to your hair, but since I can’t stand my tresses on the back of my neck or pixie cuts, I wear them everyday.  And the actual products I am using were brought on clearance, usually from Kroger’s in Kanawha City. 

Hair cuts:  My last hair cut was from Sarah at El Haijj spa in Huntington.  She did a fantastic job, and when I last wore my hair down several weeks after getting it cut, it still looked fresh.  I don’t get too many cuts, but I’ll probably go back to her.  Expect a basic cut for around $30. 

Homegoods:
Expensive: I’ve mentioned this sooo many times before, but, Anthropologie. 
Cheap: Target. 
Hit or Miss: Gaberial Brothers, HomeGoods

Cities:
Dream City: Still DC.  Love it.  Miss it. 
Reality City: Charleston.  I miss Charleston.  It’s much more affordable than DC, but I still get some of the vibe that makes me love DC.  Actually, I’m looking to move back if I can find a j0b, hint hint wink wink Charleston folk?

September 9, 2009

On Making Returns To Lowe’s

UPDATE September 22: I’ve been getting some mad hits on this post.  I’ve gone back through and read it a few time and realized some clarifications needed to be made.  You’ll see my clarifications and additions in bold.

DISCLAIMER: All opinions contained in this post are property of me, Kate, and not of Lowe’s Home Improvement Warehouses.  However, there are also some facts in this post, and they are the property of whomever. 

STARTING OFF–Return Preperations
The return process actually starts off while you are making your purchase.  If you’re paying in cash, the cashier will ask you for your phone number.  If there is ANY chance, no matter how small the percentage, that you will be returning this item, GIVE IT TO THEM.  The SOLE REASON we ask for the phone number is so that we have a way to track your receipt in case you make a return and have lost the paper receipt.  It’s not for telemarketing or sales calls.  

If you decline to give us a phone number while making a cash purchase and don’t have your receipt for the return…you’re not getting your cash back.  Sorry, but it’s not our fault…it’s yours.

Granted, there have been cases where the cashier has not asked for your phone number and while unfortunate, we still can’t give you cash.  Our managers and head cashiers do make it a point to make sure that the cashiers are asking.

I CAN’T FIND MY RECEIPT (non-cash purchases)
If you paid with a debit or credit card (including any of the various Lowe’s cards, including the project card or your LAR account), we can swipe the card and pull up the receipt that way, even if you made the purchase at another Lowe’s.  Please note, though, that we can only look receipts that are about 3 months old or so.  Don’t come back a year later and ask us to look up the receipt; the records have been purged by then.

*We can look up receipts that go 3-4 weeks back, but only receipts from our store.  Also, we have no way of just putting in your name, phone number, or credit card number to see what you’ve purchased.  [update 9/22] Only certain employees have access to this particular feature.  Most of the people who work on the return desk (and registers, customer service desk) don’t have access to this feature. Don’t count on using this.

NOTE ON DEBIT CARDS: If you ran your debit card and chose the debit option (by putting in the PIN number), you can either get the money back in cash or have it put back on the card.  However, it can take up to 15 days to get put back on there, and no, I don’t know why it takes that long.  If you ran your debit card as the Credit option (and signed for the purchase), you CANNOT get cash back.  It will either have to go back to the card or on a merchandise credit. 

Non-Receipted Returns that we can’t find the receipt for:
We’ll need a valid government-issued ID, and we’ll give you a merchandise credit.

[update 9/22] Returns made with checks.  All checks have a 15 day waiting period to get cash back on your return.  Again, me nor the managers have a magic button we can push to give you cash.  I’ve had it argued to me that our check clearing system guarantees the checks; but no, it doesn’t.  All it does is make sure that your account is actually open and valid. 

[update 9/22] Merchandise credits.  Merch credits are little blue cards that we sometimes give refunds on.  They look like gift cards, and are basically used the same way.  Once a refund is put on a merchandise credit THERE IS NO WAY OF CHANGING INTO CASH (this also applies to gift cards).  Once it’s on the card, it stays on the card.  You can use them right away, and they’re good at all Lowe’s locations and don’t expire.

[update 9/22] Refunds on paid off credit cards.  If you made a return with a credit card that you have paid off, the money still has to go to that card, or a merchandise credit.  Yes, you paid the card with cash, but you didn’t use that cash to pay Lowe’s, and as I’ve mentioned, we can only refund the specfic card you used to pay with.  If you have paid off your card, the refund will show up as a credit to you account.  If you absolutely have to have cash for the refund, you, not Lowe’s, will have to contact the credit card company, which can then send you a check.  Yes, it may take you 3-4 weeks to get the check, but you’ll be getting your cash back.

Returning Merchandise:
The merchandise should be returned to us in a condition that would allow us to resell it (obviously, if it’s defective don’t worry about the condition).  If it’s muddy, dusty, or doesn’t look right, we won’t take it back because we can’t sell it that way.  If you’re returning some PVC pipes that are a bit dirty, take 10 minutes with a wet rag to clean them up.  Now, if you had opened a pipe fitting and found that it didn’t fit, we can take that back.  That’s actually pretty common, and we’ll just tape the bag shut.  The item you’re returning must also actually be physically in the store.  You can’t just point to your truck and tell me that the lumber you’re returning is there, either I or another Lowe’s employee has to see it and check it in.  If you take  a load to lumber or the garden center, that’s ok, again, an employee has to see it and confirm it with me.

Stuff We Can’t Take Back:
-Mixed paint (the only exception is that you asked for blue, and the paint inside is red)
-Cut carpet
-Cut wire.  They’re incredibly picky about this one.
-Lumber, insulation, and concrete mixes that have been wet.

Other weird return policies:
-Plants:  Most of our trees and shrubs have a one year guarantee on them.  Let me repeat that: A ONE YEAR GUARANTEE.  If you buy a tree with the guarantee on May 1st, 2008, you can’t return it on May 18th, 2009.  We HAVE to have the receipt and/or the tags from the plants in question.  You can’t just bring in a random dead tree.
-Annual Plants:  We go by the 90 day guarantee policy on this.  If you bought impatients in May, of course they’re going to die in the fall. Don’t try to return them once the weather turns cold, even with the receipt.  The return desk folk are aware of what plants are annuals and what are perennials…don’t try to trick us.  However, if you had bought them within the 90 days, we will refund you for them.
-Outside Powered Equipment and Other Large and Expensive Tools:  Please note that these items have a special 30 return policy.  Within the first 30 days, you can return them for any reason.  After than 30 days, we have to send them out for repair first before you could return them.  If they’re unrepairable, or still don’t work, we can refund them.   However, if you bought a weedeater and never opened it, we’ll still take it back in the 90 day period.

Rejected returns:
Every so often, returns get rejected.  There are a variety of reasons why, typically due to the fact that the system recognizes that the item has already been returned.  Example: you are doing a plumbing job.  On Monday, you purchased a coupling, and then repurchased it again on Tuesday.  You returned the one you bought on Monday, and later on when you tried to return the one you bought Tuesday with Monday’s receipt, the system will tell me that it’s already been returned.  When the system rejects a return, there is no way to override it.  A manager cannot swipe a card, or press a magic button to make it accept the return. 

Rejected returns without receipts: A lot of people come in without bothering to bring in the receipts to return stuff.  When this happens, we have to enter your VALID driver’s license into our system, and we give you a merchandise credit.  However, after a certain number of returns without receipts, our system will reject your driver’s license information and tell us that a valid receipt is required.  I’m not sure how many unreceipted returns it takes to kick you out of the system, but I do know that’s when you’re kicked out, you’re out for good.  I also know there is no one you can appeal to.  If you’re building a house/remodeling/whatever and don’t want to try to deal with a 5 inch stack of receipts…bring them anyways.  We don’t mind scanning them to find everything.  

[update  9/22] The following is totally my opinion, and not the official one of Lowe’s: These are the return policies in a nutshell.  We have our return policies listed on the back of the receipt, on our website, in our stores by the return desk, and you can call in to any store and ask.  You have NO REASON to be ignorant of our policies and then to get violent and hostile with us when something doesn’t go your way. 

July 27, 2009

Hello from Huntington!

Oh yeah, that’s a big move, East Bank to Huntington.  In a sense it is, because the cultures are so different despite the fact they’re located a little more than an hour away. 

Average East Bank weekend:Let’s go four wheelin’.
Average Huntington weekend: Let’s go to Pullman.

My stuff is officially home.  There is one thing I did forget back in East Bank, but it’s nothing to complain about (a bath loofah).  Thankfully, I don’t have that dreadful feeling of doom that I forgot something major there. 

The room I’m supposed to move into isn’t quite done.  Actually, it’s nowhere near done.  My dad is currently wiring the room, something I really can’t do but would love to learn.  After that’s done, there is some drywall he’s putting up to cover where he had to remove the previously modly wall, an anti-mold coat of some sort, and some paneling.  THEN I get to paint (ha.  It’ll be my dad painting because he doesn’t think any member of my family knows how to paint) and move in. 

Since I had a few days off (it seems like another lifetime), I partook in a family reunion yesterday.  My dad is one of 12 kids, and I hadn’t seen a lot of aunts/uncles/cousins since….early ’00s?  10 years for some of them.  So I headed over to St. Albans to say hi.  It’s always good to see folks again.

Basically, that’s all I got here.  Because I can’t move into the room yet I’m up to my ass in my junk, which I’ll going to sort through and try to put some away here in a few minutes.